so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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