My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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