I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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