I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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