It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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