Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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