Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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