Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Are we still banned from the library?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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