Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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