i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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