question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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