Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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