hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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