I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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