Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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