Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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