I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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