I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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