I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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