Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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