come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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