Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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