she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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