she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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