How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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