All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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