This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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