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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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