Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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