That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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