it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I could fuck to npr.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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