U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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