Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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