Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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