Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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