My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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