She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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