are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
