I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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