But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
oh god the rape fog is back!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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