yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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