I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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