I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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