Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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