I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My ass is underappreciated
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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