That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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