I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to have your abortion
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
