whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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