have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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