I'm jealous of your bromance
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't want my vagina anymore.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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