Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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