I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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