just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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