me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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