I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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