Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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